CUM ON EVERYBODY
[Girl]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!!
Shit
[Em]
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um...
twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]
This is my
dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young
Zee)
[Em]
Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust
it)
[Eminem]
My favoite color is red, like the blood
shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin
at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I
can't stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more
so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an
orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your
show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent
minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin
every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit
(umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl
herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You
wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody -- get down
tonight [8X]
[Eminem]
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried
suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at
the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I
was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in
front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out
now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your
record release party!)
I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick
sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my
head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever
see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my
wrists slit
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[8X]
[Eminem]
Got bitches on my jock out in East
Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf
whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don't know, he
might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
I'll be standin
by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed
house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped
quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it
with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect
[*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you
accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich
rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I
only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[20X]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!!
Shit
[Em]
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um...
twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]
This is my
dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young
Zee)
[Em]
Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust
it)
[Eminem]
My favoite color is red, like the blood
shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin
at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I
can't stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more
so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an
orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your
show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent
minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin
every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit
(umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl
herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You
wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody -- get down
tonight [8X]
[Eminem]
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried
suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at
the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I
was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in
front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out
now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your
record release party!)
I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick
sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my
head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever
see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my
wrists slit
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[8X]
[Eminem]
Got bitches on my jock out in East
Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf
whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don't know, he
might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
I'll be standin
by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed
house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped
quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it
with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect
[*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you
accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich
rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I
only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[20X]