ELEVATOR
[Intro]
All aboard, okay, next stop, my
basement… haha
I'll meet you down there
[Chorus]
There once
was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to
sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go
right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at
him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million
records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a fucking
elevator
[Verse 1]
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of
shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame
me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa that a
fucking daisy
That's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking
crazy
Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking A B
Maybe it's because I
never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another
baby
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's
all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters
Every line I ever said has got
me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all
does
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your
brain's all huanted cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters
turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I ought
to just be honest but
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I
used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the
phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the
roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not
happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide
later,
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[Verse
2]
Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so
mad, when I call them both fake
It's all these fucking voices in my head I
can't take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake it
You're
standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em, a
fucking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved
the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-
Body please stop the
patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre
some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a now, not
a chance, not today son
I can't believe I leave for one breif second
And
you pussys queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to clean up the
crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check
it
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back
in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend
proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If
you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't
fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Later I'm living
in a house with a fucking elevator
[Verse 3]
Elevator in my
house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a
microwave-I
Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
Told the
neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you
ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now
motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down motherfucker, try countin'
sheep
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Mase in your face
bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can
suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the elevator,
take 'em to the top
Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em
drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall
all the way to the basement yelling stop!
[Chorus]
There once
was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to
sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go
right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at
him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million
records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a fucking
elevator
[Outro]
Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this
shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a
bidet
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwasher's so big,
when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shit's
awesome, yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator