MY NAME IS
[Chorus (2x):]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My
name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hi! My name
is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim
Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one
second?
[Eminem:]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah
yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid
and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm
trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want
to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a
basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since
age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits
off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris
Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat
bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my
girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world
off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
My English teacher wanted
to flunk me in Junior High
Thank a lot, next semester I'll be
thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a
stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in
the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my
dick in her tip cup
extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
in a
spaceship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine
percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than
I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record
about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up
when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some
screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my
autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave,
thanks for the support,
ASSHOLE!'
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
Stop the tape! This
kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there,
OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll
have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
Am I
coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me
to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman
in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like
the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that
walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw
fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
(WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on
and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by
the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this
dream I had
[Chorus]