THE KISS (SKIT)
[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna
kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this
bitch.
[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.
[Eminem]
What?
[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about
this.
[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got
a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
[Gary]
Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
[Eminem] Fuckin', turn the
car off dog.
[Gary] Alright.
[Eminem] Alright, we
wait.
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she
comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her.
[Gary] Man, you ain't
gonna kill nobody.
[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up
dog.
[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem]
Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty.
[Gary] Don't point that shit at
me!
[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!
[Gary] Dude!
God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit.
[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's
funny as fuck.
[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of
these days, I swear.
[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that
her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there
motherfucker.
[Gary] Yeah, fuck.
[Eminem] Alright, get up,
get up.
[Gary] Here we go again.
[Eminem] Get
down!
[Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the
car?
[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?
[Gary] How the
fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
[Eminem] It's
the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think
so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him.
[Gary] No,
she didn't!
[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!
[Gary] No she's
not...oh shit.
[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!
[Gary]
MAARRSSHH!!!