G.O.A.T
I'm a goat
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is
it means
the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you
very much, here it goes!
This is the part I was worried about
everyone
thinks that my career is down the tubes
and I'm in some dusty garage inhaling
them carbon monoxide fumes
and everyone's telling me what I should do
and
how I should come out and what to rap about
and I know I got a lot up in my
medulla oblongata that I gotta get out
and I'm not sure how this is gonna
come off
they're probably gonna think that I'm coming off as cocky
(haha)
like I just started giving a fuck what you really think about
me
see, the thing about me
is you don't really know a thing about
me
everyone's making a stink about me
like there's some kind of a aura of
that of the king around me
surround me with nothin' but gangsters, killers,
and bangers
and the most dangerous criminals
and I feel like I'm more
comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors
but, see, my
dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave
but why does it
seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other emcees?
so when
Weezy says that he's better than Jay-z
please, be that just
subliminally
means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's
the only one
up in that league, see
and it's easy just to consider me one of the greatest
white rappers there is
knowing god damn well that I'm one of the best
motherfucking rappers that ever lived period.
I'm a goat
and I don't
mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and these
magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they considered
me as a goat?
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is
it
means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank
you very much, here it goes!
Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the
game
so they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem
or a new Shady, if they
think it's gonna happen
man, I thought I was crazy
or maybe I could be
takin' it wrong and they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way
so let me
pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way
see, you
hardly ever do hear anyone even bringing up that Paul Wall's white
cause
lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight
and Bubba
Sparxxx, he just won't write
because he's so caught up in that snow
white
that Timbaland can't even get him in the studio
he's so gone off
that coke, right
and it's so sad, cause he's dope, right
America's next
great white hope, right
so now they feel like they gotta come up with some
corny ass white rapper show, right
and which I'm still havin' mixed feelings
about
they said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out
there's somethin'
about a white boy talking black and runnin' around with a damn grill in his
mouth
and I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit
"Isn't it ironic that
the best rapper's white and the best golfer's black?"
and I'm the one who's
gotta catch all the flack offa' that
but these are the people who never had
heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
but I had already hit middle
America
Parents had all got to likin' me now
when suddenly I wasn't such a
bad guy
all of the hatred for me must've died
thought I committed career
suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy
so faggoty faggoty faggoty
gays
and anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
not Raggedy Andy and Andy
and Andy
and Angelina Jolie is just another ho
and Brad is a sucka'
because once I fuck her
she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another
baby
you know what I say? No
You better save some of them kids from
Madonna
she needs all the publicity she can get
you want a Shady? Well,
you got it, man
I ain't apologizin' for shit.
I'm a goat
and I
don't mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and
these magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they
considered me as a goat?
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat
is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of
those
so thank you very much, here it goes!
Man, I'm takin' my ball
and goin' home, man
shit is too easy
nobody even wants to pass me the ball
cause
(I'm a goat)
so don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game
and
y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best
but y'all know
that
(I'm a goat)
and like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin'
best
before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch
but before I go,
I'd like to say fuck you very much to everybody who wasn't there from the
start
and thank you very much to everybody who was
and y'all ain't gotta
say it, just think it
cause I know that you know that I know that you know
that I know that you know
(I'm a goat)
(hahahaha)
I'm out,
y'all
it's been real, peace
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is
it means
the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you
very much, here it goes!
This is the part I was worried about
everyone
thinks that my career is down the tubes
and I'm in some dusty garage inhaling
them carbon monoxide fumes
and everyone's telling me what I should do
and
how I should come out and what to rap about
and I know I got a lot up in my
medulla oblongata that I gotta get out
and I'm not sure how this is gonna
come off
they're probably gonna think that I'm coming off as cocky
(haha)
like I just started giving a fuck what you really think about
me
see, the thing about me
is you don't really know a thing about
me
everyone's making a stink about me
like there's some kind of a aura of
that of the king around me
surround me with nothin' but gangsters, killers,
and bangers
and the most dangerous criminals
and I feel like I'm more
comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors
but, see, my
dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave
but why does it
seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other emcees?
so when
Weezy says that he's better than Jay-z
please, be that just
subliminally
means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's
the only one
up in that league, see
and it's easy just to consider me one of the greatest
white rappers there is
knowing god damn well that I'm one of the best
motherfucking rappers that ever lived period.
I'm a goat
and I don't
mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and these
magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they considered
me as a goat?
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is
it
means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank
you very much, here it goes!
Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the
game
so they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem
or a new Shady, if they
think it's gonna happen
man, I thought I was crazy
or maybe I could be
takin' it wrong and they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way
so let me
pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way
see, you
hardly ever do hear anyone even bringing up that Paul Wall's white
cause
lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight
and Bubba
Sparxxx, he just won't write
because he's so caught up in that snow
white
that Timbaland can't even get him in the studio
he's so gone off
that coke, right
and it's so sad, cause he's dope, right
America's next
great white hope, right
so now they feel like they gotta come up with some
corny ass white rapper show, right
and which I'm still havin' mixed feelings
about
they said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out
there's somethin'
about a white boy talking black and runnin' around with a damn grill in his
mouth
and I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit
"Isn't it ironic that
the best rapper's white and the best golfer's black?"
and I'm the one who's
gotta catch all the flack offa' that
but these are the people who never had
heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
but I had already hit middle
America
Parents had all got to likin' me now
when suddenly I wasn't such a
bad guy
all of the hatred for me must've died
thought I committed career
suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy
so faggoty faggoty faggoty
gays
and anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
not Raggedy Andy and Andy
and Andy
and Angelina Jolie is just another ho
and Brad is a sucka'
because once I fuck her
she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another
baby
you know what I say? No
You better save some of them kids from
Madonna
she needs all the publicity she can get
you want a Shady? Well,
you got it, man
I ain't apologizin' for shit.
I'm a goat
and I
don't mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and
these magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they
considered me as a goat?
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat
is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of
those
so thank you very much, here it goes!
Man, I'm takin' my ball
and goin' home, man
shit is too easy
nobody even wants to pass me the ball
cause
(I'm a goat)
so don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game
and
y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best
but y'all know
that
(I'm a goat)
and like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin'
best
before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch
but before I go,
I'd like to say fuck you very much to everybody who wasn't there from the
start
and thank you very much to everybody who was
and y'all ain't gotta
say it, just think it
cause I know that you know that I know that you know
that I know that you know
(I'm a goat)
(hahahaha)
I'm out,
y'all
it's been real, peace