MARSHALL MATHERS
[Eminem]
You know I just don't get
it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm sellin records
Now everybody
wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me,
ten million dollars?
Get the fuck out of here
[Chorus One:
Eminem]
You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm
just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about
me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was doubt me (did was
doubt me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me
(take shots at me)
[Eminem]
Yo, you might see me joggin, you
might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with
it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause
the son of a bitch won't quit barkin
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window,
with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac
in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I
don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris
Wallace
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
Watchin all
these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been
there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin and
wristwatches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk
around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin shit like some 26-year-old
skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with
instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't sing
and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen
dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to
whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol'
fashioned
passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat
tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make
me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public
I'ma love
it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in Vibe to
spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
A bunch of
little kids wanna swear just like me
and run around screamin, "I don't care,
just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and
destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in
faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they
look queer
Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live
twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin
faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck
out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!)
Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y'all
runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of
10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up,
who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim
Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming
faggots!
[Chorus Two: Eminem]
Cause I'm, just Marshall
Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm not a wrestler guy,
I'll knock you out if
you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me on the streets
alone
if you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)
And if you wanna run
your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at
me)
[Eminem]
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so
much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy
Now
because of this blonde mop that's on top
and this fucked up head that I've
got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now
these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some shit
with Missy,
so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC
Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million
She must want a
dollar for every pill I've been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I
picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn't matter
your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] faggot!
Talkin about I fabricated my
past
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
So tell me,
what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative
sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All
the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)
A half-brother and sister
who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now
everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my
girlfriend's house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the
newsstand
to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped
to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my big
white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here -
DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to
sell
Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself
[Chorus One
(2X)]