EVIL DEEDS
Lord please forgive me for what I do
For I know not what I've
done
[Chorus]
Father please forgive me for I know not what I
do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know
that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seeding do these evil
deeds
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
(head popped off, head
popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
My momma don't
want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
(gettin' dropped off,
gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)
Ring ring
ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch
(their
front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
But
they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn
(else's
lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn)
Till somebody finally took me in, my great
aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles
(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n
Charles, Edna 'n Charles)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My
elementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this
song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a little something like Mary
had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan
spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand,
understand
And by the way, where's my
dad?
[Chorus]
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's
always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well, what
about me, where does that leave me
Well I guess that I'm between
predominantly both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma
scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to
you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of
idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why
do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit, it's tush mull bish
Woe
is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his
mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in
And the dad that he never had,
and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his
ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr.
Mather's claims he had it
I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white
bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in
it
Man if I only had half of it.
If you only knew the half of
it
[Chorus]
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil
seeds
Please release me from these deamons
I never had any of this shit
planned ma, please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the
chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa
Clause, why you not comin' this year again
What did I do that was so bad to
deserve this
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a
fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet below me, there's
people everywhere
I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cause I'm
in this ferris wheel
And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on
the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a
merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go
now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now
But the
curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to
be
Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose
to be
So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry
on
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is
gone
[Chorus x2]
For I know not what I've
done
[Chorus]
Father please forgive me for I know not what I
do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know
that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seeding do these evil
deeds
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
(head popped off, head
popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
My momma don't
want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
(gettin' dropped off,
gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)
Ring ring
ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch
(their
front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
But
they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn
(else's
lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn)
Till somebody finally took me in, my great
aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles
(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n
Charles, Edna 'n Charles)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My
elementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this
song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a little something like Mary
had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan
spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand,
understand
And by the way, where's my
dad?
[Chorus]
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's
always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well, what
about me, where does that leave me
Well I guess that I'm between
predominantly both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma
scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to
you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of
idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why
do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit, it's tush mull bish
Woe
is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his
mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in
And the dad that he never had,
and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his
ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr.
Mather's claims he had it
I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white
bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in
it
Man if I only had half of it.
If you only knew the half of
it
[Chorus]
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil
seeds
Please release me from these deamons
I never had any of this shit
planned ma, please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the
chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa
Clause, why you not comin' this year again
What did I do that was so bad to
deserve this
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a
fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet below me, there's
people everywhere
I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cause I'm
in this ferris wheel
And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on
the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a
merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go
now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now
But the
curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to
be
Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose
to be
So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry
on
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is
gone
[Chorus x2]