GUILTY CONSCIENCE
[sound of static]
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years
old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a
liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more
homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do
this")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk
in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You
better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin
conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the
money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of
her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah
but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows
you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door
first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George
Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that
bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a
fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if
you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to
risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I
will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?
I don't like your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's
alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't
know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright,
right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one
years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave
party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once
again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now
listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I
slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little
bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't
take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got
hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes
out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie
_Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get
hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and
bail..
[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio
playing]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old
construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in
the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another
man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright
calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you
just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin
to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD
OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this
shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe
he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all
crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab
her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what
I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who
slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you
motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre?
Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make
way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be
violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route
that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot
em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and
re-fired]
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years
old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a
liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more
homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do
this")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk
in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You
better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin
conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the
money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of
her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah
but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows
you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door
first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George
Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that
bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a
fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if
you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to
risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I
will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?
I don't like your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's
alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't
know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright,
right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one
years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave
party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once
again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now
listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I
slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little
bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't
take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got
hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes
out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie
_Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get
hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and
bail..
[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio
playing]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old
construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in
the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another
man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright
calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you
just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin
to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD
OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this
shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe
he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all
crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab
her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what
I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who
slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you
motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre?
Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make
way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be
violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route
that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot
em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and
re-fired]