MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY
[Intro:]
[Tuning TV]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]
[TV
Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father
and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you
do
[Door opens]
who's your daddy?
[Hailie:]
Daddy,
what're you doing?
[Beat
starts]
[Eminem:]
Haha
[Eminem &
Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Eminem:]
I'm
goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
[Hailie:]
Somebody, please
help him!
[giggle]
i think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse
#1:]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too
high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get
through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw
to
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass
balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside
of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on
my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me
and dre been fucking with hats off
[Dr Dre:]
Suck it
marshall
[Eminem:]
So tell Laura and her husband to back
off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one
of these russians, and that's all
[Hailie Makes Explosion
Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map,
off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap
off?
[Knocking]
Hailie, tell 'em baby
[Hailie:]
My
dad's lost it
[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There's really
nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[Hailie:]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:]
A little help from Hailie Jade won't
you tell em' baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Eminem:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could
ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not
even Hailie
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told
me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana
Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you
aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit,
bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million
motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel
record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips
glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit
giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone,
this wouldn't be my
m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie
mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin
one who's normal any
more?
[Hailie:]
Dad
[Chorus]
[Verse
#3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same
time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a
genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at
first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth
before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin'
lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And
walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every
time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain
inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed
at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till
clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist
of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater
stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let
hailie listen to me
neither
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy
[Hailie:]
ha
ha
You're funny daddy!
[Tuning TV]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]
[TV
Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father
and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you
do
[Door opens]
who's your daddy?
[Hailie:]
Daddy,
what're you doing?
[Beat
starts]
[Eminem:]
Haha
[Eminem &
Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Eminem:]
I'm
goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
[Hailie:]
Somebody, please
help him!
[giggle]
i think my dad gone crazy!
[Verse
#1:]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too
high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get
through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw
to
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass
balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside
of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on
my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me
and dre been fucking with hats off
[Dr Dre:]
Suck it
marshall
[Eminem:]
So tell Laura and her husband to back
off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one
of these russians, and that's all
[Hailie Makes Explosion
Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map,
off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap
off?
[Knocking]
Hailie, tell 'em baby
[Hailie:]
My
dad's lost it
[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There's really
nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[Hailie:]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Eminem:]
A little help from Hailie Jade won't
you tell em' baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Eminem:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could
ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not
even Hailie
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone
crazy!
[Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told
me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana
Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you
aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit,
bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million
motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel
record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips
glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit
giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone,
this wouldn't be my
m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie
mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin
one who's normal any
more?
[Hailie:]
Dad
[Chorus]
[Verse
#3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same
time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a
genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at
first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth
before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin'
lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And
walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every
time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain
inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed
at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till
clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist
of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater
stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let
hailie listen to me
neither
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy
[Hailie:]
ha
ha
You're funny daddy!
TILL I COLLAPSE
[Intro:]
'Cause sometimes you feel tired,
feel weak, and when you
feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within
you, you gotta find that inner strength
and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up
and not be a quitter, no matter how
bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
[B/W
Intro:]
Yo left, yo left, yo left right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left
right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left
right left
[Verse #1:]
Till I collapse I’m spilling these raps
long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not
killing them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not
hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem.
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending
them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of
penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real
enough.
The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop
millions of Pac listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna
fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
You hear it a lot,
lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzing
up.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you bizzles forgot
slizzle does not give a fuck.
[Chorus - NateDogg]
Till the roof
comes off, till the lights go out
Till my legs give out, can’t shut my
mouth.
Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps
I'ma rip this shit
till my bone collapse.
Till the roof comes off, till the lights go
out
Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
Till the smoke clears out
and my high burn out
I'ma rip this shit till my bone
collapse.
[Verse #2:]
Music is like magic there’s a certain
feeling you get when your real
and you spit and people are feeling your
shit.
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold
onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you’re in it try to get
as much shit as you can
and when your run is over just admit when its at its
end.
Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in.
I
got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z,
Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me.
But in
this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list
the shit does not offend me.
That's why you see me walk around like nothing's
bothering me.
Even though half you people got a fucking problem with
me.
You hate it but you know respect you’ve got to give me
The press's wet
dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me.
[Chorus -
NateDogg]
[Verse #3:]
Soon as a verse starts I eat it at
MC’s heart
what is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And its
absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I
feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever
reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
Cause
in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That’s why I’m
clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like
I’m an addict
I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
But I
don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would
rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack
I’m launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some
static
Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A
plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.
[Chorus -
NateDogg]
[Outro:]
[Eminem & Natedogg
Echo:]
Until the roof
The roof comes off
Until my legs
give out
from underneath me
[Eminem:]
I will not fall,
I will stand
tall,
Feels like no one could beat me.
'Cause sometimes you feel tired,
feel weak, and when you
feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within
you, you gotta find that inner strength
and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up
and not be a quitter, no matter how
bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
[B/W
Intro:]
Yo left, yo left, yo left right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left
right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left right left
Yo left, yo left, yo left
right left
[Verse #1:]
Till I collapse I’m spilling these raps
long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not
killing them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not
hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem.
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending
them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of
penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real
enough.
The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop
millions of Pac listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna
fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
You hear it a lot,
lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzing
up.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you bizzles forgot
slizzle does not give a fuck.
[Chorus - NateDogg]
Till the roof
comes off, till the lights go out
Till my legs give out, can’t shut my
mouth.
Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps
I'ma rip this shit
till my bone collapse.
Till the roof comes off, till the lights go
out
Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
Till the smoke clears out
and my high burn out
I'ma rip this shit till my bone
collapse.
[Verse #2:]
Music is like magic there’s a certain
feeling you get when your real
and you spit and people are feeling your
shit.
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold
onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you’re in it try to get
as much shit as you can
and when your run is over just admit when its at its
end.
Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in.
I
got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z,
Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me.
But in
this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list
the shit does not offend me.
That's why you see me walk around like nothing's
bothering me.
Even though half you people got a fucking problem with
me.
You hate it but you know respect you’ve got to give me
The press's wet
dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me.
[Chorus -
NateDogg]
[Verse #3:]
Soon as a verse starts I eat it at
MC’s heart
what is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And its
absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I
feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever
reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
Cause
in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That’s why I’m
clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like
I’m an addict
I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
But I
don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would
rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack
I’m launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some
static
Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A
plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.
[Chorus -
NateDogg]
[Outro:]
[Eminem & Natedogg
Echo:]
Until the roof
The roof comes off
Until my legs
give out
from underneath me
[Eminem:]
I will not fall,
I will stand
tall,
Feels like no one could beat me.