RAIN MAN
[Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely,
definitely K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find
me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I
should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I
go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on
the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage
to the brain when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I
say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down
right blasphemous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And
Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up
too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I
even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigerator
Right
next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel
like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and
Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd
be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
[Chorus:]
Cause
I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I
forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of
fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain
Man
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in
bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to
join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which
isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either
before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred
to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's
kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and
what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question
if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And
watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In
football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another
grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it
was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went
in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little
weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more
details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just
need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
because...
[Chorus]
You find me offensive, I find you
offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna
come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My
spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him
next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn
beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the
only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick
Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around
the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the
trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a
peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god
damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say
shit
[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA
AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope
beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven
million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty
three
And seventy (Yeah)
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely,
definitely K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find
me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I
should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I
go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on
the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage
to the brain when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I
say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down
right blasphemous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And
Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up
too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I
even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigerator
Right
next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel
like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and
Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd
be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
[Chorus:]
Cause
I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I
forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of
fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain
Man
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in
bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to
join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which
isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either
before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred
to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's
kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and
what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question
if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And
watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In
football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another
grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it
was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went
in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little
weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more
details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just
need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
because...
[Chorus]
You find me offensive, I find you
offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna
come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My
spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him
next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn
beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the
only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick
Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around
the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the
trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a
peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god
damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say
shit
[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA
AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope
beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven
million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty
three
And seventy (Yeah)